JOKES

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Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism:You have two cows,the government takes both and gives you the milk.

Fascism:You have two cows,the government takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism:You have two cows,the government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucrat-ism: You have two cows,the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull to produce more animals

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